don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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