ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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