For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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