question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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