he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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