we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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