Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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