I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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