Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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