I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bang-toberfest begins!!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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