How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We are all done wearing pants today
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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