Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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