Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
as a side note pls kill me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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