When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
why is half of my head shaved?
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