What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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