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At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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