At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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