Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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