conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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