when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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