my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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