who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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