You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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