whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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