I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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