just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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