So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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