Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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