The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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