Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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