And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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