you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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