I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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