I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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