Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
