Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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