Whod you bang
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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