Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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