Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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