The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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