so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Couch. On fire.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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