Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize