in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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