Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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