So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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