office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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