Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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