Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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