we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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