I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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