Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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