I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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