Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
