It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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