i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
