this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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