Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
its not stalking. its research.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Pants are for mortals
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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