I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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