hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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